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drivin' a Lincoln

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.

Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.

by rmlunchcrew November 5, 2014