post-emo

An emo kid that finally developed the testicular fortitude to actually kill themselves instead of whining about how unfair their life is.

"dude, did you hear the Brett killed himself?"

"Brett the emo kid?"

"yeah...well...he's Post-Emo now, i guess."

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Miami Dandelion

A sexual move where cocaine is snorted from the pubic hair.

Daniel earned money for concert tickets by letting old men give him a Miami Dandelion.

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