Dr. Egg

an egg who's a lawyer.

Person 1: Hey, do you know Dr. Egg?
Person 2: Yeah! I seen him yesterday at the carnival! He cracked up on the Ferris Wheel.
Person 1: Oh.. So he's dead?
Person 2: Yeah.. He was my lawyer..

Ruvyzvat

A RUVVIAN BASS MAN. FROM MID FIGHT MASSES. CANNOT SMILE. :(

a random person: Hey! Have you heard of Ruv from Mid-Fight Masses?
me: do you mean Ruvyzvat? i feel bad for him because he cant smile :(

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