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Dude my purple headed mushroom slinger has to be atleast 10 inches...jeez!!!!
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where a gurl is suckin ur dick, and when ur about to blow ur load u plug her nose and shuv ur dick down her throat forceing her to swallow ur man pudding
dude i did the chokie on my gurl last night.. it feels so damn. good.. but she didnt lyke it to much lol
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When you're fucking a girl in the Vajaja doggystyle, and you just so happen to take a piss and hold on for dear life.
Dude, I was fucking my girl doggystyle and I gave her the Secret Fountain... Let's just say she's got a urinary tract infection....Woops!!!!!
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when u fart on someones pillow and its gives them pink eye
dude i gave my sister a brown eye... she had pink eye for 3 weeks lol
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