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Someone tells off someone with a pram, for taking their spot on a bus.
On a packed bus, a man in a wheelchair, scolds a mother with a child on a pram, who has taken his space, by shouting, "Buggy off!"
Greed - It's not how much you have but how much you want - the less you want the richer you are.
Pride - Don't ride on your pride.
Envy - People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
Gluttony - It's always better not to have a completely full stomach.
Lust - Sex is life and life is sex but it's not everything.
Sloth - Do exercise to exorcise the evil in you.
Wrath - Why do I annoy you? It's in order for you to have something to remember me by.
The seven deadly sins were first introduced by the Catholic Church.
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Being bipolar is when one experiences depression when you're waitingnot to do things or when you feel over excited,and can't waitto do things.
Bipolar When I woke up this morning, I stayed for hours in bed, feeling depressed. When I actually decided to phone my girlfriend, to apologise for last night, she couldn't understand what I was saying, because I spoke so uncontrollably, that she hung up on the phone.
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