Eighteen Years-Good

adj; somthing that is as wonderful as sex that is so good, its worth the eighteen years of child support your ass has to pay for not wearing a condom.

Leaving it in felt really good, but not eighteen years-good.

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Somers

A person, typically a college-aged student,with the propensity to consume vast/ungodly amounts of alcohol.

Yo man, that kid over there just challenged me to a drinking contest. I'm gonna tear him apart!
Naw man, I wouldn't if I were you...that tard is a Somers.

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