Fake Fan

(n.) a person who commits to plans then...
a. doesn’t show up for them (-500)
b.bails on them for different people (-1000)
c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200)
d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100)
e. declines turtle kiss (-1000)
f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500)
g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300)
h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800)

(adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan

Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!

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