Smart fart

Smart fart: A person who knows they are about to let rip a very noisy fart will cough loudly so as to disguise the sound of the fart, quite often in rhythmical time to the blasts and, if very clever, will be in key too.

"We had no idea my uncle had farted as all we heard was his coughing, unfortunately his wry smile and the smell gave it away...so he admitted to his smart fart"

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little but brittle

small fart

Little but brittle: The type of fart often emitted by older people, usually only just audible but followed by a stench that defies belief from such a short blast.

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