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A phrase used to designate your guess who the highest ranking redneck in any group of rednecks is. Can be used to deem the "leader of the pack" or one with the highest of redeck credentials.
Look at that man over there. His mullet has to be at least 9 inches in the back. He has to be the ultimullet!
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A period of extreme focus; the opposite of being "spaced out".
Did you see him out there? I couldn't shake him; he must have really been spaced in!
A synonym for "just saying." The reasoning behind saying this is that if you heard or read what someone said or typed, you know they said it. There is realistically nothing besides saying the phrase they could have done.
You're kind of an idiot. Just giving birth!
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The act of an overweight individual striking someone with the hand, as in a slap or punch.
Karen, don't look; I think he's gonna get sausage fisted!
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1) A penis that has been in a moist area long enough that it feels heavily saturated, almost like a spaghetti noodle.
2) A long, thin, and flaccid penis.
1) She gave me a real spaghetti penis last night.
2) I don't think I'll call him back; he had a spaghetti penis.
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The state of being wholly incompetent with mathematical functions.
My mathtardation is atstounding. How do you do prime factorization?
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