The Lebrons

A cartoon show that Lebron James will use to boost his ego even further.

"Watch out cyber world - here come The LeBrons! LeBron James presents his all new animated series "The LeBrons," coming to a computer near you. Click the subscribe button and be the first to know about all the action..."

Me: Really Lebron? and you wonder why everyone hates you.

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Nigger Trumpet

aka the Vuvuzela. The annoying plastic trumpets that South African niggers blow for 90 minutes during soccer Matches. Sounds like an elephant dying, hopefully will be banned for the 2010 World Cup.

*Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: What is that annoying sound i keep hearing? I'm trying to watch this damn soccer game.

Person 2: Its just the nigger trumpets, try to ignore it.

30 mins later:
"burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Person 1: Fuck it i'm leaving.

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Metapod

When your penis gets so hard that it doesn't move.

Before i fucked Jaine my dick pulled a Metapod.

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Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

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Proposition 19

Legal weed. You mad anti-drug fags?

Proposition 19 allows me to smoke whenever where I want. If you voted no to Proposition 19 you're a bitch ass nigga.

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Everything is bigger in Texas

Phrase used to describe the size of Texas and everything in it in relation to the rest of the United States.

i.e. the size my penis

Everything is bigger in Texas... EVERYTHING

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Affliction

Shirts that douchebags wear

Affliction, Ed Hardy, TapouT. All examples of what's in a douchebag's wardrobe.

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