twinkie sinker

A typical American’s large pie hole usually filled with packaged pastries when not gabbing

Gregg: “Thank goodness Hillary shut up.”
Justin: “I know, that Twinkie sinker never stops moving.”

sloot chute

When a woman has a gaping hole for a vagina

Kevin: “Yo, did you see the sloot chute on that broad?”
Brad: “Oh heck yes, she’s definitely been piped out a few times.”