swipe click

When you accidentally click on a link after swiping your screen. It usually turns out to be an ad for a product, service or news story that you have no interest in.

Dammit!! Third time I've been swipe clicked to ElectJeb.com....(facepalms)

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Chinese tolerance

The tolerance on parts of products requiring assembly that are made in China. No matter how precisely aligned, the screw, or nuts, or washers, or bolts slip right through their assigned slots. Also known as Chigger rigged.

That's the fifth time I've had to line that bolt up. Must be within Chinese tolerance.

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Chess

A game where the objective is to violently throw your pieces to the floor upon losing.

Chess is being ruined by computer play.

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atheist

a person who hold ridiculous beliefs up to ridicule.

Christopher Hitchens is a notorious atheist.

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