Walmart Breakup

When a relationship ends in the same way that WalMart fires employees... You don't officially get fired, your shifts just get reduced to nothing.

I think Bertha and I may have had a WalMart Breakup. We kind of just... stopped having sex. I'm not even sure I'm not still in a relationship after all this time.

ethiopian roulette

When you aren't sure if the food in the fridge is still good but you're too cheap to throw it away and eat it anyway.

I played and lost Ethiopian Roulette last night. Eating ancient pepperoni from the back of the fridge is just asking for a prolapse.

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swolcaine

A drug called protein powder that swol gym brat lunks get addicted to.

Did you see the guy who died in a bathtub packed full of swolcaine? Wish I could snag a bucket of that shit, he was swol as fuck.