politician's promise

Belch,fart,vomit or any other kind of rotten spew that could come out of a person or animal. It is named such because a politican's promise and a burb are worth about the same thing,only difference is that most people excuse themselves after a burp.

BUUURRRRRPPPPP!!!!
Dude nice politician's promise!

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chemical spill

The unseamly residue in need of a cleanup after an excepionally messy shart. Usually caused by Mexican food or taco bell.

Dude I need to find a restroom quick I just had a major chemical spill.

sea gulls

These are the people ,only barely, running around walmart on black friday just grabbing everything they see, not even knowing if they want it, but grabbing anyway and even fighting over cheep crap just because the price tag says 80 or 90% off. This could happen at other stores and also on other days but the ultimate outcome is usually some redneck being charged with assult for attacking someone else who grabbed a playstation 3 just before they could.

Look at all those sea gulls in line at walmart, blackfriday is 2 days away. My wife wants to go shopping on black friday but I don't want to get hit by another sea gull this year who waited in line 2 days before for a 2 dollar toaster.

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