Cartmen Winstead

An alternative South Park with Eric Cartmen (the fat one) being given the non stopping death sequences instead of Kenny McCormick (the broke kid (also loves NASCAR) ) Including the death that Carmon Winstead had when she was drowned in a river by highschoolers Eric Cartmen (the fat one if you haven’t been paying attention) receives this death on an unknown season and episode.

Hey you heard of Cartmen Winstead?

What? Who the fuck is Cartmen Winstead

Uh the fat kid who gets the death penalty in every episode of South Park

Isn’t that Kenny?

No you dumbfuck!