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n. long, sculpted thigh muscles like the ones often depicted on sculptures of the crucifixion of the christian jesus
Dude 1: Man, did you see the thighs of christ on that guy?
Dude 2: Yeah. I hear he runs marathons.
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n.; the cloud of unfulfillable promises that forms and then hangs over mankind for the first few weeks of each new year.
I returned to work today after two weeks off for the holidays, but the resolution pollution was so thick in there that I had to get out.
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someone like Abdulmutallab who straps or hides explosives in his underwear right around his junk
A passenger on the flight jumped the junk bomber before he could blow up the plane.