crummy

1) Something really small and quite pathetic
2) Used to enlongate an insult

A: Your garden is well crummy
B: Shut it ya crummy bastard!

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angerwank

Act of masturbation when one is angry. This act is used when one needs to cool of, thus to relieve stress, an act of angerwanking is used.

"Holy shite, i gonna rip that guys head off!!"
"Chill out winston, go have an angerwank fool!"

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crumbs in bums

Freako sex game that involves: 1 loaf of bread, 2 bum holes, and a good aim. One must stretch open their bumhole while the other one tries to insert a small piece of bread into the hole from whatever distance.

Evan: Are you up for some fun tonight sweetheart?
Melissa: Oh yes, let's play crumbs in bums!

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perminator

Person or thing with a monstrously curly hairstyle. His/ her/ or it's hair should be geled to the max and should have a metallic shine.

Hairdresser: hope you enjoy your perm mrs..
Perminator: Yes, and I'll Be Back.

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Lloret de Mar

Birthplace of the package holiday in Spain and continues to be a tourist hotspot for the british tourists. Must go place if on holiday if on the Costa Brava in Spain. Is a laugh with lots of atmosphere, people, drinks, clubs and a nice long beach complete with drunken pricks in the mornin after a phat night out on the town..

Watch out for the random chavs that patrol the streets trying to look 'ard with their summer gear on, and a word of warning about the germans aswell, they love their shots of malibu.

"Oi you up for a night out tonight??"
"yeh well up for it"
"c'mon lets go lloret de mar then"