Crotch bramble

Excessive pubic hair.

That guy probably huge dick but you can't see it cuz of all the crotch bramble.

lumbertwink

A gay, slender young man with scruff or a beard who finds himself attracted to masculine, hairy men, or bears.

Tyler grew tired of the cookie-cutter, shaved bod scene so he grew out a beard and let his body hair grow, put on some blue jeans and a flannel shirt and became a lumbertwink. He found himself a bear daddy and they lived happily ever after.