crabman

A person with horrendously lacking personal hygiene. Most crabmen, or crabbies, tend to have to long greasy hair, neckbeards, excessive amounts of fat and hubris. The best way to identify a crabman from a disgusting person is the noxious aroma surrounding said crabby, often having a radius of 3 meters or more.

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn, son, look at that crabman over there! I can smell him from across the hallway!

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junior crabman

a younger version of a crabman with heightened gynecomastia and grime but without the noxious odor.

"Who is that Junior Crabman freshman! Damn, he's fugly and look at those jugs!"

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gluckosexual

An adjective used to describe one who derives sexual pleasure from being in direct contact with obese and unhygienic persons and/or belongings of said persons.

Mark is such a gluckosexual that he came in his pants when he saw Rosie O'Donnell's poo-stained thong.

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Gluck Charge

The act of cocking one's arm in preparation for a stab to the victim's kidney, followed up by a rapid movement of said arm into the direct vicinity of the target's renal area, without physical contact. Often confused with a kidney stab, the Gluck Charge is a harmless method of causing a target to flinch.

Josh Gluck Charged me in the hallway yesterday, and I felt threatened.

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