kamikaze jerk

When you're stroking your dick, and just before you ejaculate you run into the other room full-sprint and squirt on the first person you see

My buddy Eric just did a kamikaze jerk on his grandma bro.

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gripper's remorse

When her pussy is so tight that it rips off your cock and she feels terrible about it.

Drew: bruh my gf ripped off my cock with her tight grip walussy!

Diesel: dammmmmnnnnnnnnn bruuhhhh im sorry bout dat. she prolly feelin gripper's remorse by now yo! bee tee dubz she free tn?

post-water clarity

When you’re thirsty as FUCK and you drink water a whole water bottle and it feels good as hell; then afterwards realize that water doesn’t even taste good, or like anything at all then go and get a soda.

Mike: damn bruh you good?

Trent: huuhhh? yeah bro just thirsty as fuck, this water is amazing fr.

Mike: oh fr?

Trent: nah actually i just was thirsty as fuck, ight im gonna go get a Mountain Dew because it tastes good.

Mike: you just had post-water clarity.