pitchfork

(v.) What happens when you don't move out from your parent's basement, instead prolonging college-lifestyle mentalities.

When he was 22, he was okay, but he's pitchforked in his parents basement looking at internet porn all the time.

92👍 77👎

Mohagany Canoe

When a frozen piece of feces is used as a dildo.

Hey did you give Sally anything to remember you by before your trip? Yea, as a matter of fact I gave her a Mohagany Canoe to keep her satisfied while I'm a way.