Hitman

Awesome game series depicting the career of 'Codename 47', the highest paid assassin in the world. Highly realistic games with many elements involved, the most obvious one being stealth. Bucketloads of weapons to choose from and heaps of missions to get through.

Lets play Hitman, I want to kill a Sicilian Mafia boss.

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History

1. Most boring subject in school.
2. Load of shit that old people crap on about that the new generation couldn't care less about.

1. What have we got next?
History.
FUCK!

2. Back in my day-
Shut the fuck up! *shoots 107 year old*

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kouta

Excellent, exceptional. Derived from Anthony KOUTAfides, a remarkably talented Australian football player currently signed with the Carlton Football Club.

Mate, that's kouta!

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Claymore

Remote triggered mine currently used by the US military. It consists of many ball bearings which fly out when the C4 explosive detonates, making it a good plast explosive and a good area-effect mine.

We plant the claymore there, and when Saddam Hussein walks on it, blow the bastard straight to hell.

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Root

The water absorbing end of a tree, you sick bitch.

Oops, I tripped on a root.

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Kalashnikov

One of the many guns manufactured by the Russian company owned by Mikhail Kalshnikov.

Look out, the Viet-Cong use Kalashnikov AK47s!

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morphett

An overly obese, lazy, sweat prone fat prick who exhibits beastiality tendencies.

Morphett ate all the pies

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