Hop the Lollipop

The sexual position where the woman is on top.

My gf and I were going at it last night when she suddenly decided to hop the lollipop. I ain't complaining.

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Rake the Forest

To use teeth during oral sex.

I told her I'm very sensitive down there, but she decided to rake the forest anyway.

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Floss

A pube, or pubes, that get stuck between your teeth during oral sex.

I prefer my women unshaven. I can handle a little floss now and then.

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Freakshow

An extremely strange person; too freaky to be called a mere freak.

Dude called his place Neverland and had sleepovers with 10 year olds. That was one total freakshow.