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Pro Smash Bros Player

1. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros.

2. A professional e-sports gamer who specializes in playing the popular video game franchise Super Smash Bros, who has also been accused of and/or admitted to being a paedophile.

John: Yo, that guy over there? He's a Pro Smash Bros Player.

Benjamin: You're gonna need to elaborate on that.

by rollacethejazzmaster June 24, 2021

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Stone Cold Salute

There are two forms of the Stone Cold Salute.

1. The first form can be performed by a single person and requires two cans of your favourite cold beverage, preferably beer. To perform this form of the Stone Cold Salute, you must crash both cans together and the down the contents of the can.

2. This form must be performed by two individuals and also requires two cans of your favourite cold canned beverage. In this form, two individuals must crash two cans together in unison and down the contents of each person's respective cans. A Stone Cold Stunner performed by one of the two people is an optional part of the salute.

Person 1: Hey man, I've got a couple beers, wanna come over?

Person 2: Hell yeah, just as long I get to perform a Stone Cold Salute at some point.

by rollacethejazzmaster October 13, 2020

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Buying a monkey

A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.

Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery

Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?

Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.

by rollacethejazzmaster September 6, 2021


it’s for his album no pulse

The phrase often associated rapper xxxtentacion after his death in June 2018

The phrase came after a theory around X’s death, often accompanied with the phrase “it’s for his album No Pulse”, despite the fact his real third album had been announced as “Skins”

The phrase, while not used today, was spearheading the X isn’t dead conspiracy theory.

Person 1: Yo did you hear XXXTentacion died?

Person 2: He isn’t dead, it’s for his album No Pulse

Person 1: You actually believe that shit?

by rollacethejazzmaster September 19, 2018

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psuedo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a particular product, idea, or era, brought on by someone who did not live in time for that concepts inception.

Person 1: Man, I miss the 90's.

Person 2: Weren't you born in 2002?

Person 1: Yeah, what of it?

Person 2: Man, that psuedo-nostalgia has really got a hold on you.

by rollacethejazzmaster November 8, 2021


ur ancestors molestors

Worse than ur mum gay, ur dad lesbian AND ur granny tranny if they had an incest engrossed orgy.

Benjamin: I thought I told your bitch ass to fuck off

Ryan: Yeah, well, ur mum gay

Benjamin: Oh yeah? ur ancestors molestors

(Ryan causes a second Big Bang within the Soloar System)

by rollacethejazzmaster March 12, 2018

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Space Shuttle Challenger mood

When your day starts great but then quickly turns to absolute shit.

Person 1: You don't seem yourself today, you ok?
Person 2: Oh don't worry about me, its just been a real Space Shuttle Challenger mood today.

by rollacethejazzmaster October 15, 2019