Newcastle Brown Ale

n. Some gross, expensive, hipster beer that tastes like wine. Will get you drunk.

I tasted Newcastle, then grimmaced.

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melonius assault

What one would wish to perpetrate when one spies a female with fine breasts.

Me: That chick has a nice rack, I would like to meloniusly assault her.

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the dirty mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.

Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"

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shipper

n. Someone who resides in or looks like the reside in a township, i.e., Dearborn Heights, MI. These folks are generally trashy and put the ass in class.

Look at this fuckin shipper

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stroh's

n. Beer found in, among other places i'm sure, tha D that tastes kinda bad yet is cheap and, in some cirlces, hip.

Me: Eh Mitch, did you get a caser?
Mitch: Yeah, I got a thirty of Stroh's

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bumpy

n. Seagram's Gin. Known as bumpy because of its bumpy bottle.

Me: I got a bottle of the bumpy, a 2 liter of Canada Dry and got all blotto.

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smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

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