smiggle

n. A cigarette, moke, choker, or cancer stick.

Dude: Eh, let me bum a smiggle.

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TAZCAR

n. Synonym for NASCAR (see neck car), referencing the cartoon character, the Tazmanian Devil, whose likeness can be found stuck on TAZCAR fans' pickup trucks and tatooed on their arms.

"Matt and I got drunk and actually watched, like, two hours of TAZCAR. It was exhilarating."

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Dearborn

n. Dearborn, MI. A suburb of Detroit. Hometown to Ford Motor Company and Henry Ford. The east side is populated with mostly Arabic people. The west side is populated with old white people and bored teenagers. The old people say "Dearburn" instead of "Dearborn".

Dearborn is pretty much gay.

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wood pusher

an insult used to get back at all the skateboarders for makin up fruitbooter. it insults all the followers that think to be cool they have to skateboard.

me: wow look at that gay poser wood pusher.
fellow rollerblader: ya to bad he will never be able to actually do something challenging like grind more than 3 inches of a rail

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third option

n. The butt. When gettin down with a lady the third option is the butt.

Mitch: You get some aisss last night?
Me: She was raggin so I hit up the third option.

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choker

n. A cigarette, smiggle, moke, or cancer stick

Dude: Eh dog, lemme get a choker.

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do what now?

n. A phrase used in place of "excuse me?" or "what?" when something is misunderstood. Commonly used by rednecks and others who don't know the difference between your and you're.

Person: Mumble mumble mumble?
Redneck, Southerner, etc.: Do what now?

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