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-Not just that you're fucked but that you're fucked AND it's still getting worse.
-Your life is in the shitter already and now some asshole is about to give you a spin & flush at least twice.
-Not only is your POS boat dead in the water but it's sinking as well
Guy1: well shit life sucks... My wife is cheating on me
Guy2: Umm dude, what's that letter from the health department?
Guy1: Fuck, I guess I'm just tits up and taking on water, she gave an STD too.
Guy2: Well, it could be worse.
Guy1: How's that?
Guy2: At least I haven't caught it from her yet.
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Also known as the pivot man, this the guy in the middle of the gay 3 way. He enjoys guzzling everything his buddy up front hand feeds him while at the same time relishing the anal pounding he is being delivered at the other end.
Often used to identify someone who is exhibiting attributes so gay that neither Nut Guzzler or Ass Whore will suffice on their own.
Also can be used to describe someone who is such a complete douche bag AND ass kisser extraordinaire.
Guy 1: dude, have you seen that new guy down in the receiving department? I swear he's the biggest queer I've ever met!
Guy 2: he so belongs in receiving, that Nut Guzzling Ass Whore made a pass at me yesterday when I went to pick up my new stapler
Guy 1: damn, Steve bent me over again on my performance review! He took credit for that new account that I just landed.
Guy 2: now you see why everyone calls him the office Nut Guzzling Ass Whore! The boss will give him your bonus for sure now.
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