Sitka

If you wear this clothing brand, you’re either a guide, no what you’re doing, or have absolutely no idea how to hunt and wear it for clout.

While it’s quality does speak for itself, Sitka has a unique way of squeezing tons of money out of beginner hunters who have no idea what they’re doing, yet think that wearing it directly correlates with putting meat on the table.

“Despite buying hundreds of dollars worth of Sitka, Ron still hasn’t killed a deer.”