skittlefart

When your shit comes out in a powerful stream of little nuggets, as if you are shitting out squirmy little skittles.

After drinking so much last night, I skittlefarted all day.

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Mosted

Mosted: noun; a dating technique that’s a subclass of ghosting. Instead of completely disappearing after a short period or one night stand, the moster deeply engages with the victim, becomes very invested and appears to be very I retested in them before disappearing completely. Also see: asshole, scumbag, piece of shit.

That son of a bitch took me to his sister’s wedding then mosted me.

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