arizatou

When a foreigner makes a hilariously awkward mistake in their Japanese during a moment of confidence. Originally derived from Tim fucking up the pronunciation of "arigatou".

Japanese person: Wow, you speak Japanese very well!
Tim: Arizatou!....fuck

bubble nuts

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes

Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!

bojangas

Female breasts, assumingly large in nature.

Look at the size of those bojangas!

Jim: I met a really cool girl at the mall today. She seemed really smart and nice, and we hit it off quite well I thought.
Phil: Nice, did you touch the bojangas?
Jim: I touched the bojangas.

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