jonny brown fingers

an idiot going by the name of John Marsh who fingered his ex unsuspectedly up the wrong-un

Make it yourself, but beware, its messy

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mantis

Zorak from Space Ghost

Zorak on SGC2C: I am the lone locust, er, MANTIS of the apocalypse!

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86

Origin is uncertain, but the theory with the most logic behind it is that "86" began as rhyming slang code of the sort found in London's Cockney underworld of the 19th century. As "trouble and strife" meant "wife" in rhyming slang, "86" may have stood for "nix" -- "nix" meaning "nothing", "get rid of" or "to dismiss."

I need a burger with cheese... 86 the "mayo".

or

I want you to ice him and 86 the body.

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Shit Back

Shit Back
(adj)

Often used by my girlfriend.

A person that smells like shit, is overweight, and doesn't want to hang out with his girlfriend.

Ronnie, You are such a fucking Shit Back.

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exhumed

A kick ass gore grind band influenced by bands like carcass.

listen to the matter of splatter & you'll see what I mean!

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Caper

An event that would involve more effort than you are willing to give

I can't be arsed to do that. It's just too much of a caper.

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mambo

1. The swahili word for "How are things?"
2. A popular Latin dance.

1. Tanzanian #1: Mambo?
Tanzanian #2: Poa Kchizi.

2. Jets: Mambo!
Sharks: Mambo!
(Warning: This example containsa a reference to a musical. Readers are NOT advised to see West Side Story, although it would provide insight as to the root of example #2. Thank you.)

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