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a condition whereupon an uncut male fails to spend an adequate amount of time shaking the piss out of his dick, leaving it trapped under the foreskin. often creates a stinging sensation and/or a terrible warm piss smell.
Jesus my cockhead is stinging... I must have some serious piss dick going on!
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when you entirely peel a hard boiled egg and eat it while holding it in your hand a la jeremy irons in die hard 3 when hes talking to maclean right after he shoots samuel l jackson in the leg.
I'm eating eggs like jeremy irons
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masturbation before hitting puberty. your body doesnt produce sperm yet so youre not shooting any semen during orgasm, hence not having to "clean up" any jizz after youre done.
I started jerking off when i was 8 years old. I enjoyed no clean up days up until i was 12 yrs old.
Goddammit, I didnt start jerking off until high school. i missed out on no clean up days.
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a chicks ass that is round, ample and sticks out just the right proportionate amount on which you could literally stack books on
yo holmes, that strippers got a great bookshelf ass
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a shit which requires virtually no wiping at all
EDDIE: hey man, i thought you went to take a shit
PIERCE: yeah dude im done, it was a no wiper
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a fast talking asshole who's a pain in the ass and literally enjoys the putrid stench of gaseous queef emissions.
that guy's a giant queef sniffer, I think he was in my american history class last semester.
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a relatively unattractive female considered hideous to even people with virtually no standards.
WILHELM: do you guys think my girlfriend vera is hot?
COLIN: you mean that hideous goblin over there?
CARL: dude, calling her a goblin is flattering, shes a fucking ugmo!
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