TGWALS

TGWALS = Typical Griffin Wins At Life Story

When you have a co-worker / significant other (fingers crossed ;) named Griffin who is full of stores of financial life hacks. These stores are of type: TGWALS.

Griffin: When I bought a tv I got an awesome $400 off because I'm awesome and stuff.

Co-Worker: UGH! Typical TGWALS !!!????¿¿¿!!!

DSG

Double Shower Guy - A guy who takes 2 showers in a single day.

I took 2 showers today. I'm a DSG!