Golden Goose Egg

When you dip your hand in gold paint and put it up someones butthole.

My girlfriend gave me a great Golden Goose Egg last night.

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Oral-b

When you brush your teeth with a jizz covered toothbrush.

Justin decided he needed to improve his dental hygiene, so he decide to have an Oral-b once a day.

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