Nafyo

Nobody asked for your opinion.

John: Dude, your hat is so ugly.
Steve: Nafyo.

Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.

At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.

Paperments

This is what happens when paper meets document meets reproduction.

Dude I had this stack of papers next to my documents in my locker. Now I have a mess of paperments to take care of....