Oh Bob Saget!

The Tourette's Guy's signature catchphrase. He says "Oh Bob Saget!" instead of "shit" or "fuck" when he is frustrated. When something goes right, he also says "oooohhh yeah! The Macho Man's gonna eat your ass!"

(spills beer on table) "OH BOB SAGET!!! SHIT!!!!"

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Toss the salad

Tossing the salad is licking and munching on one’s butthole, basically a rimjob.

Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move with four people in a polyamorous relationship and one person of the group is dominant over the other three partners. It’s a spanking maneuver where the three non-dominant partners are sitting together in a fetal position on a love seat with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person takes either a whip, a flogger, or a belt, then very quickly, spanks all three non-dominant individuals across their butts at once, followed by said individuals hollering, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” in unison. The dominant person then whips the tool used around in the air like a lasso while spinning around and spanking their own ass and roars, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow that they will never have a foursome with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them end up getting butt surgery.

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.

Triple combo

A triple combo is a type of sexual move performed by a polyamorous relationship of four people with one person being dominant over the other three. The three non dominant partners are to sit on a love seat, couch, or bed next to each other in a fetal position with their bare asses facing the dominant person. The dominant person then uses a switch, flogger, or belt and quickly whips all three partners across the ass at the same time really hard, followed by a chorus of, “YES MOMMY/DADDY!!!!” from the partners. The dominant person then finishes it off by swinging their tool of choice around like a lasso, spinning around while spanking their own ass, and hollering, “WOOHOO! TRIPLE COMBO!!!!”

Jason, Caleb, and Keith made a vow to each other that they’ll never go home with Jessica again after she gave them the triple combo and made them get butt surgery.

Best of both worlds

When you take both an upper and a downer at the same time and experience visions and side effects from both drugs

Miley Virus (singing): “You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Chill it out, take it slow, then you rock out the show! You get the beeeeeest of both wooooorlds! Take both pills together, then you know you got the best of both worlds!”

McFatfuck

A self-entitled Karen/Kevin who lives on a diet of McDonald’s food and gets fat from it. When a McFatfuck notices a mistake in their order or simply doesn’t get their way, they tend to get furious and throw a McFit.

Angry Entitled Karen: “GIVE MEEE MAH MONEEEEY BACK BITCH!!!!” (destroys a McDonald’s over being told the milkshake machine is broken)
Bystander: “Geez she is such a McFatfuck, like wasn’t she just in here 3 hours ago?”