IGATF

Acronym for "Inter-Galactic All Time Favorite". The best life form (alien or otherwise) you've ever screwed.

My IGATF is Maxima who I met in Saarbruken, Germany. She said she was from Jamaica, but I'm convinced she was from another planet, cuz there's no way any human could move like she did.

LOML

Acronym for lay of my life. The hottest, wildest, steamiest sex you've ever had.

Chase is the LOML - she turned me inside out last week.

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