love-boner

noun-a boner you have for someone who invokes a deep passionate feeling within you, sexually or non-sexually.

I have a love-boner for Simon Pegg. Everything he does is love-boner worthy.

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hate-boner

noun-having so much hatred towards something or someone that it initiates an erection.

I have the hugest hate-boner for that horse-face Sarah Jessica Parker.

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