no u

something someone says when they pull out an uno reverse card

person #1: u r ugly
person #2: *pulls out uno reverse card*

person #2: no u
person #1: god damn it

ur mom

a comeback to literally anything someone says to you

person 1: dude i just got a win on fortnite
person 2: dude i just got ur mom

person 1: im fat
person 2: ur mom is fat

person 1: shut up
person 2: ur mom shut up