abs of flab

thick, hard, impenetrable flab on one's stomach.

marvin broke his hand trying to punch my abs of flab.

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condom fight

a fight between two or more people with water-filled condoms. similar to a water balloon fight, but using rubbers.

Shit, I got covered in lube and water in that condom fight.

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velociraptor

The dinosaur version of a ninja. Once you see one of these things, you're pretty much screwed.

Holy shit! A velociraptor! Everybody run!

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that's what the bishop said to the choir boy

a phrase added after an innocent comment to make it sexual, referencing the fact that almost everyone in the catholic church is a pedophile.
used in the same context as the widespread that's what she said innuendo.

- I really pumped that one out!
- THAT'S WHAT THE BISHOP SAID TO THE CHOIR BOY!

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