Satans Cheese

A scalding hot orb of either sunflower or olive oil located in the centre of most hollow pastas such s macaroni, or penne. This killer of taste buds is known to burn your tongue no matter how cold the meal is, leaving your exciting meal to become a death trap.

shit boys, i just ruined my day with satans cheese

Lukaszd

The term 'Lukaszd' derives from the act of drinking an unobtainable amount of alcoholic beverages and proceeding to get embarrassingly drunk. Importantly A lukasz can only occur when said victim falls asleep with at least one item of clothing removed. In addition to this, a lukaszd situation often includes the victim being tucked into bed by the homeowner.

'dude owen seriously died last night, the man got lukaszd!'