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The art of doing nothing whilst pissing people off.
John would you stop all the humfuckery and do something useful.
She was lifted up by a butchers hook with a butchers hook in her mouth.
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This is a sexual act applied in the doggy position. The man grabs the womans or man's ears whilst hiding the sausage.
The result is a high pitched mickey mouse voice and comedy large ears.
I got carried away last night and mickey moused the wife. She can hear me muttering under my breath now.
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This manoeuvre is a take on the wedgee but the under garments are elevated from the front.
This then plays havoc with the gents meat and 2 veg.
Thomas sounded like he'd been mickey moused after receiving a vedgee.
When your smart tv gets a shit signal.
The big football match was nearly unwatchable. Like watching on high defecation 1080poo.