Noam Chomsky

A great person with a beautiful and intelligent mind who has absolutely enlightened the world of linguistics.

Noam Chomsky revolutionized our understanding of grammar. He is so cool.

Gary May

Will give you ice cream in your house while also living in your house. Will also give you colouring pages in your house.

Gary May more like Mary Gay.

Jordan

SUBMISSIVE AND BREEDABLE WILL AGREE TO GO TO DENNY'S WHENEVER PROBABLY AN ELECTRICAL ENGINEER AND A NERD

"Hey Jordan, you wanna go to Denny's?"
*Jordan cries*