Fanpire

A stupidly obsessed Twilight Fan-Girl who talks nothing but Twilight bs. Seriously needs to find a boyfriend/life and stop dissing books such as 'Dracula' or 'Harry Potter'. Twilight is unorginal at best, and if you are a dedicated 'Fanpire' then you are unoriginal also. Stop talking about it, you obsessed freak.

Person 1: I can't wait for the new Harry Potter movie, the book is awesome!
Fanpire: HOW DARE YOU GET EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TWILIGHT! HARRY POTTER SUCKS ASS IT'S NOT EVEN REALISTIC! AT LEAST TWILIGHT SHOWS WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS *REALLY* LIKE!

Fanpire 1:OHH, GLITTER LOL. WE CAN WEAR IT AND PRETEND WE ARE VAMPIRES!
Fanpire 2: LOL THEN MAYBE EDWARD WILL COME AND BITE US! -SWOON.
Ordinary Person: Shut up.
Fanpire 1&2: OMG DID HE JUST DISS TWILIGHT?

Fanpire: *Thinking, swooning, Edward Cullen oooooh*
Ordinary Person: Seriously, get a boyfriend.
Fanpire: But he won't glitter :(

Fanpire: Check out my brand new 'Team Edward' t-shirt! I'm going to frame it!
Ordinary Person: I'll burn it for you.

Fanpire: I set up a webcam over my bed so it's like someone is watching me!

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Writer's crap

A condition in which a writer, despite suffering from 'writer's block' insists on continuing the book and writing whatever comes into their head.

See Twilight.

Twilight Fan: Dude, have you read twilight?!
Person: Yeah, I thought Stephenie Meyer was suffering from Writer's Crap all the way through.

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