millwall

shittiest club in london. all they sing is no one likes us which is true because they are so wank. inbred. they act tough but at we all saw in green street west ham are fukin on top(just like how everyones on top of millwall ladies coz theyre all whores)

american: hey lad what sawccer football team do you support
millwall fan: millwall
american: omg even ik that they are so wank

west ham

the best club in london. undeniable. better than arsenal,spurs and chelsea scum. in a european final and will probably win it. COYI

british lad: oi mate what team do u support
2nd british lad: west ham
british lad runs away