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Zombie Boyfriend

A man who pretends to care about a girl's brains, and not her looks or her personality. This type of man supposedly dates nothing but intellectual girls regardless of how ugly they are.

Cindy: "My boyfriend doesn't care about my looks. He just wants to know how smart I am. He asks me to play chess with him, and asks me a lot of science questions."

Linda: "It looks you got yourself a zombie boyfriend."

by rpcarnell July 29, 2011

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