Westbrook

One of the worst towns you can grow up in, but the inhabitants love it anyway. Very few of the teachers actually try to teach anything, there are drug dealers all over, and teens have sex whenever their parents leave the room. Most girls are sluts who wear clothes 3 sizes too small and never look up from their phones, and most guys are douchebags, obsessed with sex, bullies, and listen to dubstep.

Person 1: Man, me and Katy really did it last night.

Person 2: What the heck man, you're 13! Where are you from, Westbrook?

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