Gay Life Coach

A guide to gays who need guidance.

A: "Lou... I am like so much in my skin since I met Peter."
B: "A new crush?"
A: "Nope!... my gay life coach... now I am 100 % out of the wardrobe."

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Glocalization

Running a business according to both local and global considerations.

Think global, act local?... that´s glocalization to me.

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starve the beast

The only hope for an overweight person who rewards himself with an extra helping of ice cream because he has just purchased a membership in a gym.
Radical measures to be taken when you are incapable of curbing your most destructive appetites.

The only way to get out of the yo-yo dieting loop: starve the beast.

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Default affairs

People you end meeting, on a Saturday night, after exhausting all possible, but unavailable, potential partners. Generally your relatives or shitty lays.

A: "Yo... what you doin´ Saturday night?"
B: "Surely bloody default affairs."

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Heavy Mental

Classical Music

After the concert she complained the piano was out of tune. I explained that it was a harpsichord, not a piano. She answered: Ahhh... Heavy Mental Music!

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Self Absortion Rate (SAR)

Self Absorption Rate (SAR).
The specific level of selfishness that turns a person into an asshole.

A: "Why the breakup with Roger?"
B: "The asshole went beyond his Self Absorption Rate."

X: "After his promotion Karl turned into a one of a kind asshole... what happened to him?"
Y: Acute case of Self Absortion Rate (SAR)."

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So fucking twat?

Variation of "So fucking what?"
Same use... Question to ask when someone makes a stupid statement. As I am sure you will use it extensively, it is recommended to record it to play ad nauseam (to a disgusting or ridiculous degree; to the point of nausea).

"The world is ending in 2012"

So fucking twat?

"The economy is cyclical"

So fucking twat?

"Your wife is cheating on you"

So fucking.... twat???

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