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Pathetic life form that systematically goes through Urban Dictionary´s "Word of the Day" list giving a thumbs down to every single definition without reading any of them. Out of spite and utter lack of creativity, finds more exciting to downgrade the work of others than to come up with even a run of the mill (conventional, mediocre, prevalent, regular, trite) idea.
Get a life Thumbdowner, life is short and then we die.
When life surprises you, going beyond your wildest expectations, showering your existence with the most unexpected blessings.
On the telephone:
— Who is it?
Hey Clark it´s me... Peter."
— "Hey Bro! Still suicidal depressed?"
"No man... shit no more."
— "What happened... the lotto?"
Much better: The dream and more!"
— "How so?"
"Béatrice."
— "Sweet!"
Any low-quality gadget.
End the agony, stop buying techno-crap.
Photoshop disaster caused by excessive manipulation of the image.
The new "Sex & The City 2" poster is a Photosuck.
To pretend to be someone you are not.
"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."
To die after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a disgruntled fast food employee.
A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless, died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit; authorities ruled the death a Burger Kill.
Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.
"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."
Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.