Personate

To pretend to be someone you are not.

"It amazes me every time you personate, when we both know you are just a pathetic run-of-the-mill pretentious loser with an
affected grandeur bent."

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Burger Kill

To die after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a disgruntled fast food employee.

A 67-year-old man police believe was homeless, died after being punched and knocked to the ground during a scuffle with a 20-year-old Burger King employee in Detroit; authorities ruled the death a Burger Kill.

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Something is technically wrong

Lame excuse given by guys unable to get a boner when in bed with their mates.

"C´mon Rod... gimme dad super boner tonite."

Ummmmm... sorry sweety, something is technically wrong.

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Deipnophobia

Fear of dinner conversations.

A. “So, Jim. What exactly are your intentions with my daughter?”
B. "Sorry sir, I don´t understand your question."
A. Oh Jim! We invited you for dinner because we want to know about your intentions with Julia."
B. "But... sir..."
A. "Sir what? Do you have deipnophobia? For Christ´s sake. It´s a simple question."

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Technoslave

A person showing a dramatic case of social inadequacy by taking refuge in any kind of gadget, in order to avoid real life issues.

X: "How was the date with Nathan?"
Y: "Awful... the moron stayed glued to his cellphone all the time, even making out."
X: "What a lousy technoslave!"

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Professorial

Someone who approaches hot real life issues in an analytical, absorbed, and abstract manner.

Don´t come to me with your Psychology 101 bullshit!... This is a real-life-issue. Your only son just came out of the closet. Get a grip and stop being so professorial.

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Moneyvation

The only method of motivation that works: money.

Hi Karl, how is the new job?
Can´t complain, salary increase every quarter.
Wao, that´s moneyvation!

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