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President whose mood swings cause great havoc on the economy and the life of the country.
Typical of oil rich third world countries.
X: "Why the economy of rich oil countries sucks so absurdly?"
Y: "Well... they always manage to elect President Evil."
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Total lack of disposition to do something that has been promised to someone or to yourself.
The manager of the store wants me to deliver as much merchandise as possible before the holidays. I promised to do it asap, but I really have zero intention to do so.
I promised Maggie I´ll stop my drug use, but I have zero intention bro!
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A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.
âI am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.â
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Where is Shaneen? Haven´t seen here in ages.
Was sent to grandma´s in Brooklyn.
Why?
Fetal error.
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The risk of rapid deterioration in the quality of the Urban Dictionary, due to the inclusion of moronic idioms and expressions.
Man... is becoming a nightmare to try to find witty words in the Urban Dictionary. Some editors are approving definitions that really suck. I am deeply concerned of Urban Decay ´cause I love UD.
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Blood on the tracks of New York City Subway from people who die trying to get back a fallen iPod, an iPhone, or any other object.
Do you know a New Yorker died trying to recover an iPod from the tracks of NY City subway?
iBlood!
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The asshole you are married to.
How did I get this Mr. Right? Anybody else married to an asshole husband?
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